1 00:02:36,328 --> 00:02:37,812 The preacher! 2 00:02:38,744 --> 00:02:40,367 Alexander MacBeath. 3 00:02:47,028 --> 00:02:48,375 Heretics! 4 00:02:48,754 --> 00:02:50,411 Pluckless scunners! 5 00:02:52,033 --> 00:02:53,483 Ah! 6 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,279 Ya fud! 7 00:03:00,732 --> 00:03:02,561 No, George! 8 00:03:02,768 --> 00:03:03,768 George! 9 00:03:04,770 --> 00:03:06,876 Staw, I'll spaive ya! 10 00:03:14,539 --> 00:03:15,609 What time is it? 11 00:03:48,745 --> 00:03:51,438 Yes! 12 00:03:52,853 --> 00:03:54,026 Aye, I thought so. 13 00:03:54,061 --> 00:03:56,305 That auld spinster is nae gonna miss this. 14 00:03:56,339 --> 00:03:57,927 Ha'ing a picnic, pet? 15 00:03:57,961 --> 00:03:59,584 Did you go to the last one? 16 00:03:59,618 --> 00:04:00,895 No, terrible. 17 00:04:00,930 --> 00:04:02,345 They died straight away. 18 00:04:02,380 --> 00:04:04,416 Didn't even see 'em shite themsel'. 19 00:04:05,590 --> 00:04:07,764 You're no' a covenanter, are ye? 20 00:04:08,317 --> 00:04:09,663 You think he's a holy man? 21 00:04:10,008 --> 00:04:12,597 He'll be "holey" when they're done wi' him. 22 00:04:12,838 --> 00:04:14,840 Aw, ya bam, ye reek of fish. 23 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:17,084 Of course I do, ya ninny. I'm a fishwife. 24 00:04:17,118 --> 00:04:18,879 Silence! 25 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:24,609 This be the heretic... 26 00:04:25,126 --> 00:04:26,680 Alexander Macbeath. 27 00:04:29,924 --> 00:04:33,928 Some fanatics... may think him a man o' God. 28 00:04:34,446 --> 00:04:35,447 A prophet. 29 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:38,381 A witch! 30 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:43,731 He is but a man! 31 00:04:56,848 --> 00:04:58,367 My God. 32 00:05:06,685 --> 00:05:08,377 You're my only fanatic. 33 00:05:09,861 --> 00:05:10,861 Aye. 34 00:05:21,942 --> 00:05:23,668 Will we see each other again? 35 00:05:23,702 --> 00:05:24,841 Aye. 36 00:05:24,876 --> 00:05:25,980 In your dreams. 37 00:05:26,015 --> 00:05:27,637 No! You cannae die. 38 00:05:27,672 --> 00:05:29,812 - On behalf of the King... - We've only just met! 39 00:05:29,846 --> 00:05:32,504 I sentence ye to be broken on the wheel. 40 00:05:32,539 --> 00:05:34,748 Yes! 41 00:05:36,474 --> 00:05:38,441 Your limbs will be snapped. 42 00:05:38,476 --> 00:05:40,857 Your hands, feet, and baws 43 00:05:40,892 --> 00:05:42,928 parted frae your body 44 00:05:42,963 --> 00:05:45,931 and then ye will be hanged at the neck. 45 00:05:45,966 --> 00:05:47,554 Wheesht, stop ya baaing! 46 00:05:47,588 --> 00:05:49,556 Then burned! 47 00:05:49,590 --> 00:05:50,453 Flayed! 48 00:05:50,488 --> 00:05:52,559 Then your head parted from your neck. 49 00:05:52,938 --> 00:05:55,044 And placed on a spike... 50 00:05:55,458 --> 00:05:57,115 at Edinburgh's gates. 51 00:05:59,013 --> 00:06:00,014 Is that everything? 52 00:06:00,221 --> 00:06:01,706 Yes! 53 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:04,155 Come on! 54 00:06:06,504 --> 00:06:07,608 Tie him to the wheel! 55 00:06:07,884 --> 00:06:09,092 Heretic! 56 00:06:09,127 --> 00:06:11,474 Let me speak! 57 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:18,826 I had plans... 58 00:06:20,932 --> 00:06:24,867 for something much bigger scale than this. 59 00:06:26,213 --> 00:06:27,525 No matter. 60 00:06:28,905 --> 00:06:32,046 In your dreams, I'll have my immortality. 61 00:06:34,773 --> 00:06:36,465 So remember when I say... 62 00:06:36,499 --> 00:06:37,914 - No! - He who lives... 63 00:06:37,949 --> 00:06:39,847 No, George! 64 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:43,541 Hm. 65 00:07:11,154 --> 00:07:12,432 I will... 66 00:07:14,088 --> 00:07:15,538 find you. 67 00:07:21,302 --> 00:07:22,511 Kill him! 68 00:07:38,596 --> 00:07:40,701 What an eejit. 69 00:08:44,938 --> 00:08:46,077 I feel... 70 00:08:47,112 --> 00:08:49,632 dead inside. 71 00:08:50,875 --> 00:08:53,118 Shall I fetch you a tonic, Mistress? 72 00:08:54,775 --> 00:08:56,674 No. No. 73 00:08:58,261 --> 00:08:59,608 Oh, go on then. 74 00:09:01,161 --> 00:09:03,232 What ails thee, Mistress? 75 00:09:03,266 --> 00:09:05,821 It is hard to explain to a servant. 76 00:09:08,099 --> 00:09:09,583 But I shall try... 77 00:09:10,032 --> 00:09:11,274 though it be fruitless. 78 00:09:11,309 --> 00:09:13,932 Don't bother yourself, Mistress, I must clean the grate. 79 00:09:13,967 --> 00:09:15,969 I have everything I have ever wanted. 80 00:09:16,797 --> 00:09:17,902 Fine teeth. 81 00:09:18,385 --> 00:09:19,731 My books. 82 00:09:20,732 --> 00:09:22,009 A handsome house. 83 00:09:24,633 --> 00:09:27,118 A hale and hearty husband, who is oft absent, 84 00:09:28,637 --> 00:09:31,018 and any trinket my heart desires, but... 85 00:09:31,950 --> 00:09:34,021 I cannot help but seem to grieve. 86 00:09:34,988 --> 00:09:36,679 For something I have lost. 87 00:09:37,128 --> 00:09:39,958 Is it your dil doul, Mistress, for I found it under the bed? 88 00:09:39,993 --> 00:09:42,167 No! It is not my dil doul! 89 00:09:42,202 --> 00:09:43,617 Please do not use such a word. 90 00:09:43,652 --> 00:09:46,931 If alone, Mistress, there's much to be said for enjoying yourself. 91 00:09:46,965 --> 00:09:48,208 It is not mine! 92 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:51,501 Please dust it off and put it back where you found it. 93 00:09:51,694 --> 00:09:54,870 I speak not of the body, Meg, but of the soul. 94 00:09:55,905 --> 00:09:57,320 I am missing something. 95 00:09:58,356 --> 00:10:00,392 And even I know not what it is. 96 00:10:01,186 --> 00:10:03,326 I wish I could find it for you, Mistress. 97 00:10:03,810 --> 00:10:06,433 I do not know that it is possible to fill this hole, Meg. 98 00:10:06,467 --> 00:10:07,814 Do not say it. 99 00:10:07,848 --> 00:10:09,609 Even with a dil doul. 100 00:10:12,128 --> 00:10:13,854 It is like a memory... 101 00:10:14,993 --> 00:10:16,236 a yearning. 102 00:10:17,893 --> 00:10:20,171 To return somewhere I have not yet been. 103 00:10:21,931 --> 00:10:23,277 Do you see what I mean? 104 00:10:24,313 --> 00:10:25,625 No. 105 00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:30,664 Of course you do not. You have the mind of a lamb. 106 00:10:31,285 --> 00:10:33,253 Mine is not that much bigger, but... 107 00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:35,842 yet still I trouble myself. 108 00:10:37,706 --> 00:10:40,363 We are all prisoners of our destiny, Mistress. 109 00:10:49,269 --> 00:10:51,029 - Can I have that tonic? - Oh. 110 00:11:00,107 --> 00:11:01,281 Another. 111 00:11:31,414 --> 00:11:32,484 George... 112 00:12:19,221 --> 00:12:20,222 Mm. 113 00:12:26,262 --> 00:12:27,574 George! No! 114 00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:30,922 George... 115 00:12:32,061 --> 00:12:33,925 Your head. 116 00:12:35,409 --> 00:12:37,515 - My head? - Get it measured! 117 00:12:39,068 --> 00:12:41,312 A new wig for the ball, my dove! 118 00:12:41,864 --> 00:12:45,454 One that is not so terrible... small. 119 00:12:47,628 --> 00:12:49,527 Come, Scipio. 120 00:12:50,459 --> 00:12:51,909 Get the door, man! 121 00:12:54,497 --> 00:12:56,085 - Stop! - Whoa! 122 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,121 Lester! 123 00:12:58,985 --> 00:13:00,227 Get me out of here. 124 00:13:00,262 --> 00:13:03,023 I was told the wig shop, Mistress. 125 00:13:03,058 --> 00:13:05,094 I wish to take the Epping path. 126 00:13:05,439 --> 00:13:07,545 It's crawling with footpads. 127 00:13:08,649 --> 00:13:10,203 We'll take our chance. 128 00:13:47,516 --> 00:13:48,586 Hey, stop! 129 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,830 I said stop! 130 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:52,901 Stop! 131 00:13:52,935 --> 00:13:53,935 Stop! 132 00:14:05,672 --> 00:14:06,915 I know him. 133 00:14:09,710 --> 00:14:11,298 I know him! 134 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:12,506 Ooh! 135 00:14:13,093 --> 00:14:14,093 Ugh... 136 00:14:18,271 --> 00:14:20,273 Why didn't you stop when I asked? 137 00:14:20,514 --> 00:14:23,276 That Toby would snabble your privy purse. 138 00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:25,243 Chance would be a fine thing. 139 00:14:43,054 --> 00:14:44,400 I am in love. 140 00:14:50,648 --> 00:14:51,925 Is that for me? 141 00:14:54,514 --> 00:14:56,965 Lester! Look how cute! 142 00:14:56,999 --> 00:14:58,276 So beautiful! 143 00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:04,420 Meg. Meg. Meg. 144 00:15:04,455 --> 00:15:06,284 I saw my beloved. 145 00:15:07,734 --> 00:15:09,149 He knew me... 146 00:15:09,978 --> 00:15:11,565 as I know him. I... 147 00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:14,085 do not know how it is possible, but... 148 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,018 it is no dream. 149 00:15:16,053 --> 00:15:17,364 Shh, Mistress! 150 00:15:17,399 --> 00:15:19,194 But I fear your death. 151 00:15:19,435 --> 00:15:20,505 I know not why. 152 00:15:22,266 --> 00:15:23,577 Meg, I was dead. 153 00:15:24,578 --> 00:15:26,201 But now I am reborn. 154 00:15:27,305 --> 00:15:28,928 What have I to fear? 155 00:15:30,136 --> 00:15:32,655 Your husband. 156 00:15:32,690 --> 00:15:33,760 Yes, there is that. 157 00:15:33,794 --> 00:15:36,176 He's asked me to warm the marital bed. 158 00:15:37,695 --> 00:15:39,145 Oh, my Lord... 159 00:15:39,179 --> 00:15:40,491 Yes, yes, he is. 160 00:15:41,112 --> 00:15:42,182 No... 161 00:15:42,217 --> 00:15:43,494 Oh, what am I to do? 162 00:15:43,528 --> 00:15:45,013 Your duty. 163 00:15:45,358 --> 00:15:47,498 Meg, why would you say such a thing! 164 00:15:47,532 --> 00:15:49,500 - I'm a servant. - He's a dog! 165 00:15:49,534 --> 00:15:51,605 Meg! I cannot explain it. 166 00:15:52,227 --> 00:15:53,435 He's a dog... 167 00:15:56,024 --> 00:15:57,370 Save yourself. 168 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,735 Are you loyal to me? 169 00:16:55,704 --> 00:16:57,085 Good. 170 00:16:57,119 --> 00:16:58,327 Good girl. 171 00:17:04,851 --> 00:17:08,130 Every dog has his day. 172 00:17:33,707 --> 00:17:36,538 It saddens me to see a pretty bird caged. 173 00:17:38,195 --> 00:17:40,128 How else would one enjoy the bird? 174 00:17:40,438 --> 00:17:42,337 I'm not talking about the bird. 175 00:17:42,371 --> 00:17:43,752 Well, what are you talking about? 176 00:17:43,786 --> 00:17:45,271 I'm talking about you, madam. 177 00:17:45,305 --> 00:17:47,376 Why don't you just say "you" instead of a bird? 178 00:17:47,411 --> 00:17:48,515 It was a metaphor. 179 00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:49,803 I don't understand what that is. 180 00:17:49,827 --> 00:17:51,208 It doesn't matter. 181 00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:56,627 God made me a shadow, Mistress. 182 00:17:57,317 --> 00:18:00,596 Sometimes it serves me, more often it does not. 183 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:04,773 Well, you're not a slave. 184 00:18:04,807 --> 00:18:06,499 We're all slaves, Mistress. 185 00:18:07,362 --> 00:18:08,811 I am not. 186 00:18:18,442 --> 00:18:19,443 En garde. 187 00:18:24,206 --> 00:18:25,380 Scipio, um... 188 00:18:26,519 --> 00:18:28,624 you know I'm your mistress? You should not beat me. 189 00:18:29,246 --> 00:18:30,799 Man's fortune turns on a wheel. 190 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:33,353 Those at the bottom will one day be on the top. 191 00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:34,803 And vice versa. 192 00:18:35,183 --> 00:18:37,426 Yes, but a woman will never be on top. 193 00:18:37,461 --> 00:18:38,772 Not in my experience. 194 00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:44,709 Don't you want to try freedom? 195 00:18:45,296 --> 00:18:46,573 I like my dresses. 196 00:18:46,849 --> 00:18:48,782 I like my gardens, and my books. 197 00:18:48,817 --> 00:18:50,163 I like owning things! 198 00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:54,650 You could overthrow him. 199 00:18:55,341 --> 00:18:56,687 No, he's very fat. 200 00:18:56,721 --> 00:18:58,792 He will not own me! 201 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:02,865 You know what happens to revolutionaries. 202 00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:03,866 What? 203 00:19:03,901 --> 00:19:06,973 - They lose their... - Death is just change. 204 00:19:07,007 --> 00:19:08,319 What are you afraid of? 205 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:19,434 Fly, my spirit... 206 00:19:19,468 --> 00:19:20,607 fly! 207 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,611 Fly, you cunt. 208 00:19:54,296 --> 00:19:55,504 Come to bed. 209 00:20:00,785 --> 00:20:02,339 I am not a dog, 210 00:20:02,822 --> 00:20:04,720 and I will not be commanded. 211 00:20:07,309 --> 00:20:08,379 What? 212 00:20:17,457 --> 00:20:19,287 She dies at the end. 213 00:20:19,666 --> 00:20:20,771 They always do. 214 00:20:22,911 --> 00:20:24,775 You do not want me to be Enlightened! 215 00:20:24,809 --> 00:20:26,777 I do not, madam! 216 00:20:26,811 --> 00:20:28,882 What good is an Enlightened woman? 217 00:20:29,504 --> 00:20:30,574 Brain rot! 218 00:20:32,403 --> 00:20:33,922 I'd sooner a rotted brain 219 00:20:33,956 --> 00:20:35,889 than a rotted cock! 220 00:20:49,903 --> 00:20:52,492 I think this is what they call "burning passion". 221 00:20:52,768 --> 00:20:53,768 Hm? 222 00:21:01,432 --> 00:21:04,366 My heart burns wilder than any bonfire. 223 00:21:04,401 --> 00:21:05,229 'Tis an animal! 224 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,955 - I beg you not to do this. - Beast! 225 00:21:06,989 --> 00:21:09,371 Mistress, your beautiful home, your dresses, 226 00:21:09,406 --> 00:21:10,959 all your lovely little trinkets! 227 00:21:13,341 --> 00:21:14,445 Pass me the choker. 228 00:21:15,032 --> 00:21:16,344 No. 229 00:21:16,689 --> 00:21:18,484 Do you love me? 230 00:21:50,688 --> 00:21:51,758 Yes. 231 00:21:52,552 --> 00:21:53,829 Then let me go. 232 00:21:58,455 --> 00:21:59,456 Wait! 233 00:22:01,423 --> 00:22:02,459 Wait! 234 00:22:10,743 --> 00:22:12,814 Again! Once more, Lester! 235 00:22:15,437 --> 00:22:16,437 Again. 236 00:22:17,439 --> 00:22:18,475 Once more, Lester! 237 00:22:24,481 --> 00:22:26,759 Again! Once more, Lester. 238 00:22:27,622 --> 00:22:29,037 - Tally-ho! - Ah... 239 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:35,630 Stop! 240 00:22:35,664 --> 00:22:37,148 I said stop! 241 00:22:37,183 --> 00:22:38,598 You hairy buffoon! 242 00:22:40,117 --> 00:22:41,463 It's me he wants. 243 00:22:45,053 --> 00:22:46,365 Stand down! 244 00:22:53,026 --> 00:22:54,407 What a coincidence. 245 00:22:57,548 --> 00:22:58,756 W... What do y... 246 00:22:58,998 --> 00:22:59,998 Ahem! 247 00:23:00,655 --> 00:23:02,001 What do you mean? 248 00:23:03,658 --> 00:23:05,073 You wish to rob me? 249 00:23:06,143 --> 00:23:07,662 Well, um... 250 00:23:08,076 --> 00:23:09,076 aye. 251 00:23:19,121 --> 00:23:20,433 Thank you. 252 00:23:23,712 --> 00:23:25,093 We have met before. 253 00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:28,855 I think you fancy some other fork. 254 00:23:29,511 --> 00:23:31,064 Well, he looked like you. 255 00:23:31,686 --> 00:23:32,997 Smelled like you. 256 00:23:39,279 --> 00:23:41,074 Well, your nozzle looks familiar, 257 00:23:41,972 --> 00:23:43,767 now you come to mention it. 258 00:23:47,253 --> 00:23:49,738 We need a secret codeword, say... 259 00:23:50,636 --> 00:23:51,982 "mushrooms". 260 00:23:52,016 --> 00:23:54,847 I... I don't have a mind for words. 261 00:23:55,261 --> 00:23:56,711 You're right. 262 00:23:57,574 --> 00:23:58,747 Fuck words. 263 00:24:11,622 --> 00:24:13,762 Oh, what's she doing now? 264 00:24:14,038 --> 00:24:16,109 That woman is deranged. 265 00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:18,767 In my dreams... 266 00:24:20,217 --> 00:24:22,046 women sigh at my name. 267 00:24:23,185 --> 00:24:24,946 Men fill their britches. 268 00:24:25,291 --> 00:24:26,913 I fly like an owl. 269 00:24:26,948 --> 00:24:28,605 - An owl? - Yes. 270 00:24:28,639 --> 00:24:29,709 An owl. 271 00:24:29,951 --> 00:24:31,055 Through the night. 272 00:24:31,642 --> 00:24:33,057 And I'm never caught. 273 00:24:33,748 --> 00:24:34,783 Immortal. 274 00:24:35,888 --> 00:24:39,754 Alive in the songs that folk sing around the fire. 275 00:24:40,548 --> 00:24:41,825 I think... 276 00:24:42,101 --> 00:24:43,861 you have real potential. 277 00:24:49,660 --> 00:24:51,248 You are the only one. 278 00:24:58,186 --> 00:25:01,810 But, er, sadly I lack one thing... 279 00:25:01,845 --> 00:25:03,674 I will buy it for you. 280 00:25:04,226 --> 00:25:06,021 - Fame. - Oh. 281 00:25:06,056 --> 00:25:09,300 I... I cannot buy fame. 282 00:25:09,335 --> 00:25:10,854 You heard of me? 283 00:25:14,133 --> 00:25:15,997 Alex o' Nine Ribbons? 284 00:25:16,376 --> 00:25:18,275 Oh, yeah... Oh! 285 00:25:19,794 --> 00:25:20,864 No. 286 00:25:21,623 --> 00:25:23,901 But, but... save me 287 00:25:23,936 --> 00:25:25,938 from my empty existence 288 00:25:26,628 --> 00:25:29,597 and I will give you your dreams. 289 00:25:31,219 --> 00:25:33,601 Tell people of my name. 290 00:25:55,001 --> 00:25:56,140 Gemini. 291 00:25:56,175 --> 00:25:57,383 The Man In The Iron Mask. 292 00:25:57,417 --> 00:25:58,591 Rhododendrons. 293 00:25:58,626 --> 00:25:59,799 Red. 294 00:25:59,834 --> 00:26:00,766 Being shot. 295 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:01,905 Hot dogs. 296 00:26:01,939 --> 00:26:03,838 Mushrooms. 297 00:26:04,908 --> 00:26:06,599 Mushrooms... 298 00:26:11,259 --> 00:26:13,261 Now my family jewels are gone, 299 00:26:13,295 --> 00:26:16,747 what will you wear to the ball, hm? Rags? 300 00:26:16,782 --> 00:26:18,646 Rosehips from the garden? 301 00:26:19,094 --> 00:26:20,924 This? 302 00:26:21,787 --> 00:26:23,685 I will catch the blaggard myself 303 00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,860 and I will hang him from a noose in the garden! 304 00:26:25,894 --> 00:26:27,620 Now tell me his name. 305 00:26:27,655 --> 00:26:28,932 Tell me his name! 306 00:26:28,966 --> 00:26:30,312 Alex O' Nine Ribbons. 307 00:26:30,347 --> 00:26:32,083 - Who the fuck is that? - Alex O' Nine Ribbons! 308 00:26:32,107 --> 00:26:33,661 You asked me his name! That's his name. 309 00:26:33,695 --> 00:26:34,731 I've never heard of him. 310 00:26:34,765 --> 00:26:36,249 You'll never catch him! 311 00:26:36,284 --> 00:26:39,908 He fled on a stallion as swift as midnight, over the seas to France. 312 00:26:39,943 --> 00:26:41,151 Lies! 313 00:26:42,980 --> 00:26:45,189 I don't fancy he'll steal old boots, 314 00:26:46,087 --> 00:26:49,331 not now your pole hole has the Scotch pox. 315 00:26:52,369 --> 00:26:54,785 Ooh! 316 00:26:56,269 --> 00:26:58,340 I have given away everything. 317 00:26:59,825 --> 00:27:01,240 My gems... 318 00:27:01,274 --> 00:27:02,310 my honour... 319 00:27:03,311 --> 00:27:05,278 and now even my mossy treasure has gone off. 320 00:27:06,694 --> 00:27:07,902 Bring me Geoffrey. 321 00:27:24,263 --> 00:27:25,747 He hates me as well! 322 00:27:27,853 --> 00:27:30,752 Mummy's just hurt... 323 00:27:33,997 --> 00:27:35,792 I have nothing left. 324 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:00,817 I've been here before... 325 00:28:02,508 --> 00:28:04,096 and will be again. 326 00:28:17,799 --> 00:28:19,283 Nothing that can't be fixed! 327 00:28:19,559 --> 00:28:20,733 Good as new. 328 00:28:51,937 --> 00:28:52,938 Another. 329 00:28:53,283 --> 00:28:54,974 For the cat to eat. 330 00:28:56,148 --> 00:28:57,839 I'll eat that cat one day. 331 00:29:28,836 --> 00:29:30,044 Yeah... 332 00:30:20,197 --> 00:30:21,612 Is that gundiguts your husband? 333 00:30:21,647 --> 00:30:23,200 He looks like bull beef. 334 00:30:25,168 --> 00:30:26,652 Mushrooms? 335 00:30:26,686 --> 00:30:28,447 I do not speak your language. 336 00:30:29,966 --> 00:30:31,208 You kept my heart. 337 00:30:31,243 --> 00:30:33,107 - My heart! - Your husband will see me. 338 00:30:33,141 --> 00:30:34,936 Swing. Quickly! 339 00:30:39,527 --> 00:30:41,115 You look like an arse. 340 00:30:42,392 --> 00:30:43,496 It's a heart. 341 00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:45,602 - Do you not like it? - No. 342 00:30:47,121 --> 00:30:48,501 I did what you asked. 343 00:30:48,536 --> 00:30:50,987 Your name is pon everyone's lips! 344 00:30:51,021 --> 00:30:53,058 - I leave for France. - Take me with you. 345 00:30:53,092 --> 00:30:54,438 You'd be too much weight. 346 00:30:55,508 --> 00:30:59,133 You steal my honour and my baubles, 347 00:30:59,167 --> 00:31:01,135 but you are yet to steal me. 348 00:31:01,169 --> 00:31:02,377 I owe you nothing. 349 00:31:02,412 --> 00:31:04,552 I be but a good, honest thief! 350 00:31:07,969 --> 00:31:10,109 I have changed your fortunes. 351 00:31:11,455 --> 00:31:13,181 Now you must change mine. 352 00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:18,980 I'm really sorry, I had no idea! 353 00:31:19,015 --> 00:31:20,913 I will hang him from a noose... 354 00:31:20,948 --> 00:31:22,397 and you... 355 00:31:22,432 --> 00:31:23,571 Poxy whore! 356 00:31:24,710 --> 00:31:26,091 You come here! 357 00:31:28,438 --> 00:31:30,371 Brute! 358 00:31:31,303 --> 00:31:32,994 Come. Here! 359 00:31:33,305 --> 00:31:35,410 Where's my hopes of a peerage now, hm? 360 00:31:35,445 --> 00:31:38,172 Disappeared up your brown, madam, along with my honour! 361 00:31:38,206 --> 00:31:40,277 Mangle riddled with rot like a frog's broom! 362 00:31:46,525 --> 00:31:47,940 Ah! 363 00:31:50,494 --> 00:31:52,324 You've taken my nose! 364 00:31:59,089 --> 00:32:00,435 I'll save you. 365 00:32:01,471 --> 00:32:02,506 Mushrooms. 366 00:32:03,991 --> 00:32:05,095 Scipio. 367 00:32:05,993 --> 00:32:08,271 I'm surrounded by thieves! 368 00:32:08,512 --> 00:32:10,376 I'll deal with you later. 369 00:32:10,652 --> 00:32:11,722 Aggie! 370 00:32:12,102 --> 00:32:14,070 I won't let you leave me! 371 00:32:14,104 --> 00:32:15,588 You said there was a way out. 372 00:32:15,623 --> 00:32:17,590 Yes. Death. Your death. 373 00:32:17,625 --> 00:32:19,109 But it's so final. 374 00:32:19,144 --> 00:32:20,386 Agnes! 375 00:32:20,421 --> 00:32:22,181 - Not necessarily. - Are you sure? 376 00:32:22,216 --> 00:32:23,527 What have you got to lose? 377 00:32:23,562 --> 00:32:24,563 I hope you're right. 378 00:32:30,258 --> 00:32:31,466 You slut! 379 00:32:36,609 --> 00:32:38,991 I now know what a fool I was, 380 00:32:39,405 --> 00:32:41,442 to trust my fortunes to such a... 381 00:32:42,029 --> 00:32:43,133 such a... 382 00:32:43,823 --> 00:32:45,618 fustiluggs mopsey! 383 00:32:51,107 --> 00:32:52,246 You can kill me. 384 00:32:56,353 --> 00:32:57,630 But I will return. 385 00:32:59,184 --> 00:33:00,771 I cannot tell you how I know... 386 00:33:02,670 --> 00:33:04,154 but I will come back. 387 00:33:08,193 --> 00:33:09,573 If you do... 388 00:33:10,195 --> 00:33:13,198 I will hunt you down till the end of time. 389 00:33:17,754 --> 00:33:19,100 Au revoir. 390 00:33:26,142 --> 00:33:28,213 You know I don't speak German. 391 00:33:35,116 --> 00:33:36,255 Romance is dead. 392 00:34:47,430 --> 00:34:49,121 Hyah! 393 00:34:57,371 --> 00:34:58,371 Sir... 394 00:35:01,892 --> 00:35:03,135 Sir! 395 00:35:05,344 --> 00:35:06,344 Hyah! 396 00:35:07,622 --> 00:35:08,622 Sir! 397 00:35:09,279 --> 00:35:10,556 Alex! 398 00:35:31,439 --> 00:35:34,856 ♪ Eye to eye stand winners and losers ♪ 399 00:35:36,375 --> 00:35:38,170 ♪ Hurt by envy 400 00:35:39,620 --> 00:35:41,277 ♪ Cut by greed 401 00:35:44,659 --> 00:35:48,318 ♪ Face to face with their own disillusions ♪ 402 00:35:49,906 --> 00:35:54,393 ♪ The scars of old romances still on their cheeks ♪ 403 00:35:56,706 --> 00:35:58,501 ♪ And when blow by blow 404 00:35:58,535 --> 00:36:01,676 ♪ The passion dies sweet little death ♪ 405 00:36:01,711 --> 00:36:03,540 ♪ Just have been lies 406 00:36:03,575 --> 00:36:06,681 ♪ Some memories of gone by time ♪ 407 00:36:07,889 --> 00:36:10,961 ♪ Would still recall the lies ♪ 408 00:36:10,996 --> 00:36:13,861 ♪ The first cut won't hurt at all ♪ 409 00:36:14,931 --> 00:36:16,588 I just feel like a new woman. 410 00:36:17,934 --> 00:36:20,178 Confess your sins to the Lord! 411 00:36:23,319 --> 00:36:24,941 ♪ The third will have you... 412 00:36:24,975 --> 00:36:25,976 Hey! 413 00:36:26,011 --> 00:36:27,771 A liberated woman. 414 00:36:30,257 --> 00:36:35,400 ♪ You start bleeding, I start screaming ♪ 415 00:36:36,987 --> 00:36:38,506 You're gonna love it here. 416 00:36:38,541 --> 00:36:40,612 ♪ The first cut won't hurt at all ♪ 417 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:47,619 ♪ The second only makes you wonder ♪ 418 00:36:49,690 --> 00:36:53,418 ♪ The third will have you on your knees ♪ 419 00:36:56,662 --> 00:37:02,662 ♪ You start bleeding, I start screaming ♪ 420 00:37:04,463 --> 00:37:07,570 ♪ The first cut won't hurt at all ♪ 421 00:37:10,642 --> 00:37:12,782 ♪ The second only makes you... ♪ 422 00:37:12,816 --> 00:37:14,922 Who do you think you've been? 423 00:37:14,956 --> 00:37:16,613 Um, it's funny. 424 00:37:16,648 --> 00:37:18,063 I get flashes of... 425 00:37:18,097 --> 00:37:19,271 Cleopatra. 426 00:37:19,306 --> 00:37:20,617 How did you know? 427 00:37:20,652 --> 00:37:22,067 A wild guess. 428 00:37:22,101 --> 00:37:23,758 So you have visions? 429 00:37:24,311 --> 00:37:26,830 Yes, I keep seeing, um... 430 00:37:27,762 --> 00:37:28,936 this man. 431 00:37:29,488 --> 00:37:31,421 It's like we're meant to be together, 432 00:37:31,456 --> 00:37:33,803 but we keep getting separated by... 433 00:37:33,837 --> 00:37:35,908 - By? - I don't know. 434 00:37:35,943 --> 00:37:37,047 Bad luck? 435 00:37:37,427 --> 00:37:38,739 If you are reincarnated, 436 00:37:38,773 --> 00:37:41,293 it's because there's something you're missing. 437 00:37:41,328 --> 00:37:42,398 - Missing? - Mm-hmm. 438 00:37:42,432 --> 00:37:44,848 Sometimes it takes several lifetimes, that's all. 439 00:37:45,539 --> 00:37:46,574 Ha! 440 00:37:47,782 --> 00:37:48,921 Look at that. 441 00:37:48,956 --> 00:37:50,302 The Fool. 442 00:37:51,648 --> 00:37:52,718 What does it mean? 443 00:37:55,687 --> 00:37:58,379 Now, look, I would love to hang around chatting, 444 00:37:58,414 --> 00:38:00,001 but I'm cooking a chicken, so... 445 00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:03,488 Here's the 300 dollars. 446 00:38:03,522 --> 00:38:05,386 - And, I just want to ask... - Keep going. 447 00:38:05,421 --> 00:38:07,906 Hang on a minute, erm, what about my missing part? 448 00:38:07,940 --> 00:38:08,976 How do I find it? 449 00:38:09,010 --> 00:38:11,116 It's like cooking a chicken, you can't rush it. 450 00:38:11,150 --> 00:38:13,394 You've got all of eternity, love. 451 00:38:14,775 --> 00:38:16,397 - That can't be it. - Uh! 452 00:38:16,708 --> 00:38:18,054 Keep your knickers on! 453 00:38:21,713 --> 00:38:23,301 I really don't want to... 454 00:38:24,025 --> 00:38:25,786 not for another hundred years. 455 00:38:25,820 --> 00:38:29,721 ♪ The first cut won't hurt at all ♪ 456 00:38:33,034 --> 00:38:36,693 ♪ The second only makes you wonder ♪ 457 00:38:38,626 --> 00:38:42,320 ♪ The third will have you on your knees ♪ 458 00:38:45,150 --> 00:38:46,565 You fuckin' bitch. 459 00:39:24,016 --> 00:39:27,675 ♪ I have some time for you 460 00:39:28,780 --> 00:39:31,576 ♪ It's a mystery 461 00:39:32,818 --> 00:39:36,443 ♪ Why we're torn in two 462 00:39:37,513 --> 00:39:39,791 - ♪ It's a mystery - New Romantic. 463 00:39:40,999 --> 00:39:43,035 I remember it the first time around. 464 00:39:47,523 --> 00:39:48,834 I will find you. 465 00:39:50,077 --> 00:39:53,908 ♪ Seems like eternity 466 00:39:54,909 --> 00:39:58,844 ♪ Just to be with you 467 00:39:59,845 --> 00:40:04,988 ♪ To be with you, oh! 468 00:40:05,195 --> 00:40:07,094 ♪ We play the game 469 00:40:07,577 --> 00:40:09,648 ♪ We dance the dance 470 00:40:09,683 --> 00:40:13,618 ♪ Just one more step in our romance ♪ 471 00:40:13,997 --> 00:40:15,723 ♪ We play the game 472 00:40:16,137 --> 00:40:18,208 ♪ We dance the dance 473 00:40:18,243 --> 00:40:20,556 ♪ I stole your heart 474 00:40:20,590 --> 00:40:22,558 ♪ You took the chance 475 00:40:22,765 --> 00:40:24,525 ♪ 'Twas love and death 476 00:40:24,836 --> 00:40:26,424 ♪ At our first glance 477 00:40:27,079 --> 00:40:30,738 ♪ And even though we both must part... ♪ 478 00:40:31,014 --> 00:40:32,602 "Alex's fears and favourites. 479 00:40:32,809 --> 00:40:34,570 "Greatest fear, being shot. 480 00:40:34,604 --> 00:40:36,157 "My favourite food, hot dogs. 481 00:40:36,710 --> 00:40:37,987 "My most hated food... 482 00:40:41,162 --> 00:40:42,785 "mushrooms." 483 00:40:48,618 --> 00:40:49,618 Alex! 484 00:40:51,690 --> 00:40:52,690 Alex! 485 00:40:53,174 --> 00:40:54,174 Alex? 486 00:40:55,004 --> 00:40:56,004 Alex! 487 00:40:57,006 --> 00:40:58,006 Alex! 488 00:41:01,148 --> 00:41:02,148 Alex! 489 00:41:03,599 --> 00:41:05,048 Oh! 490 00:41:18,130 --> 00:41:19,856 Have you got the time? 491 00:41:37,943 --> 00:41:39,117 Love is pain. 492 00:41:52,199 --> 00:41:54,132 Agnes? 493 00:41:55,202 --> 00:41:56,514 Agnes! 494 00:42:00,828 --> 00:42:01,933 Agnes! 495 00:42:03,590 --> 00:42:05,246 I haven't seen you for ages. 496 00:42:05,281 --> 00:42:06,662 Where've you been? 497 00:42:06,696 --> 00:42:08,077 Oh, I've been... 498 00:42:10,631 --> 00:42:11,874 changing my fate. 499 00:42:11,908 --> 00:42:12,909 Really? 500 00:42:13,979 --> 00:42:15,671 Looks like you've just... 501 00:42:15,705 --> 00:42:17,189 I dunno, had a perm? 502 00:42:20,296 --> 00:42:22,712 D'you think it makes me look like Barry Gibb? 503 00:42:23,368 --> 00:42:24,852 I'm not sure who that is. 504 00:42:24,887 --> 00:42:25,922 Aslan? 505 00:42:26,785 --> 00:42:27,993 No. 506 00:42:30,651 --> 00:42:31,963 The Cowardly Lion. 507 00:42:31,997 --> 00:42:34,275 Yeah. Makes you look like the Cowardly Lion. 508 00:42:40,765 --> 00:42:42,801 Do you think you'd recognise me? 509 00:42:43,215 --> 00:42:45,873 If you hadn't seen me for a really, really long time? 510 00:42:46,322 --> 00:42:47,875 Like 200 years? 511 00:42:48,980 --> 00:42:49,981 Come on. 512 00:42:50,947 --> 00:42:52,846 The sisterhood can carry on without me. 513 00:42:54,744 --> 00:42:56,159 What's happened to your legs? 514 00:42:56,194 --> 00:42:57,298 Aerobics. 515 00:42:57,851 --> 00:42:58,921 Right... 516 00:43:00,163 --> 00:43:02,269 If you do it regularly enough, you ache all over. 517 00:43:10,242 --> 00:43:11,727 Court order? 518 00:43:12,003 --> 00:43:13,936 Yeah, do you want some whisky? 519 00:43:13,970 --> 00:43:15,903 Um, no. 520 00:43:15,938 --> 00:43:17,180 Oh, um... 521 00:43:18,112 --> 00:43:20,321 I don't have it this week either, sorry. 522 00:43:26,707 --> 00:43:28,019 Be down in a minute. 523 00:43:28,709 --> 00:43:30,159 I'll be down in a minute. 524 00:43:36,786 --> 00:43:38,650 - Who was that? - That's my landlord. 525 00:43:38,685 --> 00:43:39,893 He's very friendly. 526 00:43:41,273 --> 00:43:42,378 Agnes... 527 00:43:44,311 --> 00:43:45,415 Agnes? 528 00:43:48,246 --> 00:43:51,318 Oh, my... it's like a serial killer's mood board. 529 00:43:54,079 --> 00:43:56,150 I thought you'd come here to find a man? 530 00:43:56,806 --> 00:43:58,843 I did. This man. 531 00:44:00,327 --> 00:44:02,053 - Alex Phoenix? - Yeah. 532 00:44:02,087 --> 00:44:04,434 - The rock star? - Yeah. I'm in love with him. 533 00:44:05,815 --> 00:44:07,161 It's Alex Phoenix. 534 00:44:07,196 --> 00:44:09,439 Every woman in the world is in love with him. 535 00:44:09,474 --> 00:44:11,407 Well, it's hard to explain to a feminist. 536 00:44:12,235 --> 00:44:13,374 Agnes... 537 00:44:14,306 --> 00:44:17,033 life isn't a dress rehearsal! 538 00:44:17,068 --> 00:44:18,138 Isn't it? 539 00:44:18,517 --> 00:44:19,898 We've got history. 540 00:44:21,037 --> 00:44:22,280 You sound like a lunatic. 541 00:44:22,314 --> 00:44:23,833 I'm an incurable romantic. 542 00:44:23,868 --> 00:44:26,111 You're an incurable stalker! 543 00:44:26,146 --> 00:44:27,285 We're meant to be together. 544 00:44:28,458 --> 00:44:31,047 It's just that something always gets in the way, like... 545 00:44:31,323 --> 00:44:32,911 the French Revolution. 546 00:44:36,501 --> 00:44:38,158 Have you ever felt like... 547 00:44:39,159 --> 00:44:40,470 you knew somebody? 548 00:44:41,748 --> 00:44:43,853 Down to every hair on their skin? 549 00:44:46,822 --> 00:44:48,478 Like you just knew them? 550 00:44:49,065 --> 00:44:50,377 And they knew you. 551 00:44:52,068 --> 00:44:55,108 And you were the only two people in the world who could understand each other? 552 00:44:56,486 --> 00:44:58,316 It's love, Meg. 553 00:44:58,799 --> 00:45:00,698 In its purest form. 554 00:45:01,768 --> 00:45:02,872 It's eternal. 555 00:45:07,152 --> 00:45:09,120 Do you believe in reincarnation? 556 00:45:10,397 --> 00:45:14,263 Er, I had regression therapy once. 557 00:45:14,884 --> 00:45:16,852 There's a strong chance that I was... 558 00:45:16,886 --> 00:45:17,991 Cleopatra. 559 00:45:18,025 --> 00:45:19,302 Yeah, me too. 560 00:45:19,337 --> 00:45:21,235 We can't both have been Cleopatra. 561 00:45:21,270 --> 00:45:23,548 I don't know, there might have been some kind of 562 00:45:23,582 --> 00:45:25,032 timeshare arrangement. 563 00:45:25,067 --> 00:45:26,413 Look, you should see someone. 564 00:45:26,447 --> 00:45:28,277 Everyone in New York sees a shrink. 565 00:45:28,311 --> 00:45:30,072 It's practically the law. 566 00:45:30,348 --> 00:45:32,453 He sends me messages, Meg. 567 00:45:33,385 --> 00:45:35,387 This is making you unhappy. 568 00:45:35,422 --> 00:45:37,182 What, so I should just give him up? 569 00:45:37,424 --> 00:45:39,253 Have you been harassing him? 570 00:45:39,288 --> 00:45:41,152 You just don't understand love, Meg! 571 00:45:42,532 --> 00:45:44,949 Agnes, it is never going to happen! 572 00:45:49,919 --> 00:45:51,093 Agnes... 573 00:45:52,542 --> 00:45:54,096 I've been learning. 574 00:45:54,579 --> 00:45:59,757 It's the 20th century. There is another way. 575 00:46:05,279 --> 00:46:06,349 Oh... 576 00:46:07,109 --> 00:46:09,111 I'd rather be a slave than a lesbian. 577 00:46:16,981 --> 00:46:19,811 Well, don't expect any help from me. 578 00:46:20,225 --> 00:46:22,124 - Karma's a bitch. - So are you. 579 00:46:34,964 --> 00:46:36,414 I'm gonna make it real. 580 00:47:35,369 --> 00:47:37,578 - Dumb bitch, it's raining! - Sorry! 581 00:47:38,303 --> 00:47:39,304 Sorry! 582 00:47:53,146 --> 00:47:54,285 Alex! 583 00:47:55,458 --> 00:47:56,494 Alex! 584 00:47:57,253 --> 00:47:59,186 Alex! 585 00:48:08,989 --> 00:48:11,233 Alex! 586 00:48:11,267 --> 00:48:12,924 Love you! Love you! 587 00:48:19,137 --> 00:48:20,137 No! 588 00:48:24,591 --> 00:48:26,213 Let it go. 589 00:48:27,145 --> 00:48:28,526 Let it go. Let it go. 590 00:48:49,236 --> 00:48:51,135 Yes, I understand. 591 00:48:52,136 --> 00:48:53,309 OK. 592 00:48:53,723 --> 00:48:55,139 Very soon. 593 00:49:14,813 --> 00:49:16,056 Hey. 594 00:49:17,644 --> 00:49:19,232 Scipio Barnes. 595 00:49:19,266 --> 00:49:20,612 Alex's manager. 596 00:49:21,027 --> 00:49:24,202 Oh, I'm Agnes. From Poppers magazine. 597 00:49:25,686 --> 00:49:27,309 Thanks for agreeing to meet. 598 00:49:31,761 --> 00:49:33,763 I'm gonna put you out of your misery. 599 00:49:34,281 --> 00:49:36,249 - Oh dear. - I called Poppers 600 00:49:36,456 --> 00:49:38,354 and they've never even heard of you. 601 00:49:38,561 --> 00:49:41,150 But ten out of ten for effort. 602 00:49:41,185 --> 00:49:42,634 Let's see how you are at execution. 603 00:49:43,842 --> 00:49:44,809 What? 604 00:49:44,843 --> 00:49:47,087 "Blood alone moves the wheels of history." 605 00:49:49,227 --> 00:49:52,196 Pop music was reeling tonight, following the senseless killing 606 00:49:52,230 --> 00:49:53,680 of one of its brightest stars. 607 00:49:55,164 --> 00:49:56,693 The British rock star who is currently residing in New York 608 00:49:56,717 --> 00:49:58,788 was shot dead by a single bullet. 609 00:50:02,378 --> 00:50:04,311 The victim was taken to Roosevelt hospital 610 00:50:04,346 --> 00:50:05,726 where he was pronounced dead. 611 00:50:05,761 --> 00:50:08,074 Just to think that only a stone's throw away 612 00:50:08,108 --> 00:50:10,628 is Central Park Zoo where, as we speak, 613 00:50:11,111 --> 00:50:14,528 the baby gorillas and llamas are sleeping soundly 614 00:50:14,563 --> 00:50:18,291 unaware of the manmade mayhem just metres away. 615 00:50:19,740 --> 00:50:21,018 Not now... 616 00:50:21,777 --> 00:50:23,503 And if you've just joined us, 617 00:50:23,537 --> 00:50:26,402 the pop star John Lennon has been murdered. 618 00:50:26,437 --> 00:50:27,576 Oh! 619 00:50:27,610 --> 00:50:28,749 It's just John Lennon! 620 00:50:29,233 --> 00:50:31,304 It's OK, it's just John Lennon. 621 00:50:31,787 --> 00:50:33,616 False alarm. Nothing to worry about. 622 00:50:33,651 --> 00:50:36,102 But hey, now his record's gonna sell. 623 00:50:36,654 --> 00:50:37,724 Is it? 624 00:50:38,311 --> 00:50:39,795 Lennon was famous, 625 00:50:40,382 --> 00:50:42,453 but now? He's immortal. 626 00:50:43,350 --> 00:50:44,558 You know this guy? 627 00:50:49,460 --> 00:50:50,530 No. 628 00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,153 I don't know him from Adam. 629 00:50:53,188 --> 00:50:56,674 Excuse me? Would you give this gentleman my pastrami sandwich? Thank you. 630 00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,263 Now, observe. 631 00:51:01,127 --> 00:51:03,819 This mongrel was once king of the world. 632 00:51:05,717 --> 00:51:08,686 Now he's just some sad, stinking loser. 633 00:51:09,583 --> 00:51:13,311 Something or someone destroyed him. 634 00:51:14,899 --> 00:51:16,487 What do you mean by that? 635 00:51:17,246 --> 00:51:19,179 Every dog has his day. 636 00:51:20,698 --> 00:51:22,562 Maybe one day, I won't be 637 00:51:22,596 --> 00:51:26,600 some stupid, limey motherfucker's personal ass rag. 638 00:51:27,153 --> 00:51:29,776 Finessing their day, taking no credit, 639 00:51:29,810 --> 00:51:31,605 writing the goddamn songs, 640 00:51:31,640 --> 00:51:35,161 fantasising about, can you choke a man on his own sick? 641 00:51:35,644 --> 00:51:36,852 You think it's possible? 642 00:51:37,542 --> 00:51:38,716 Are you talking about Alex? 643 00:51:38,750 --> 00:51:41,546 Yes, I'm talking about... Alex! 644 00:51:42,168 --> 00:51:44,687 That man is arrogant, vain, 645 00:51:44,860 --> 00:51:46,655 he's a fraud and a thief. 646 00:51:46,965 --> 00:51:49,278 He'll probably try and sleep with you after five minutes. 647 00:51:52,454 --> 00:51:53,593 Oh, I'm sorry. 648 00:51:54,318 --> 00:51:55,905 You're a fan. 649 00:51:55,940 --> 00:51:57,321 No. 650 00:51:57,355 --> 00:51:58,563 No! 651 00:51:58,908 --> 00:52:00,117 No. 652 00:52:00,634 --> 00:52:02,774 No, no, no... 653 00:52:02,809 --> 00:52:03,810 No. 654 00:52:04,259 --> 00:52:05,259 No. 655 00:52:06,261 --> 00:52:07,261 No. 656 00:52:09,298 --> 00:52:10,472 No. No. 657 00:52:11,576 --> 00:52:12,576 No. 658 00:52:13,233 --> 00:52:14,683 I think, um... 659 00:52:14,717 --> 00:52:16,133 I think he's a... 660 00:52:16,892 --> 00:52:17,927 a wanker. 661 00:52:19,791 --> 00:52:21,828 Well, feel free to assassinate him. 662 00:52:21,862 --> 00:52:22,932 What? 663 00:52:22,967 --> 00:52:24,210 In the piece. 664 00:52:25,452 --> 00:52:27,652 He could probably do with being taken down a peg or two. 665 00:52:27,765 --> 00:52:28,766 Here. 666 00:52:31,527 --> 00:52:32,632 Backstage passes? 667 00:52:32,666 --> 00:52:34,461 Best place to make 'em. 668 00:52:35,255 --> 00:52:36,463 Don't fuck it up. 669 00:52:38,707 --> 00:52:40,226 What if I can't help it? 670 00:52:41,434 --> 00:52:43,194 There's a first time for everyone. 671 00:52:45,783 --> 00:52:46,956 And a second. 672 00:52:47,578 --> 00:52:48,648 And a third. 673 00:52:50,926 --> 00:52:52,169 Crazy lady. 674 00:52:53,963 --> 00:52:57,450 I'm really... just quite boringly normal. 675 00:53:08,530 --> 00:53:09,910 You crazy lady. 676 00:53:33,589 --> 00:53:34,866 Oh, my God! 677 00:53:36,730 --> 00:53:38,525 Ah! 678 00:53:38,767 --> 00:53:39,837 For the last time, 679 00:53:39,871 --> 00:53:41,839 I don't have your fucking poodle! 680 00:53:41,873 --> 00:53:43,599 - I'm doomed! - Oh. 681 00:53:44,497 --> 00:53:45,463 It's you. 682 00:53:45,498 --> 00:53:46,533 Doomed! 683 00:53:46,568 --> 00:53:47,569 Yeah. 684 00:53:47,603 --> 00:53:49,778 I never get him! I die! 685 00:53:50,434 --> 00:53:51,711 Every time! 686 00:53:52,677 --> 00:53:54,300 I meet my soulmate... 687 00:53:55,059 --> 00:53:56,543 I save his life. 688 00:53:57,475 --> 00:53:58,718 Then my head comes off. 689 00:53:59,615 --> 00:54:00,892 It's very painful! 690 00:54:01,445 --> 00:54:02,756 And the blood! 691 00:54:02,791 --> 00:54:05,311 I know, it's a mess. Ugh! 692 00:54:05,345 --> 00:54:06,691 Why didn't you tell me? 693 00:54:06,726 --> 00:54:09,591 Well, I thought you'd find out, you know, in your own time. 694 00:54:09,625 --> 00:54:10,868 You're supposed to help me! 695 00:54:10,902 --> 00:54:12,801 I'm not Glinda the fucking Good, honey. 696 00:54:12,835 --> 00:54:15,769 Why can't I love him without dying? 697 00:54:16,736 --> 00:54:18,772 You don't have to save him, honey. 698 00:54:18,807 --> 00:54:20,878 I would rather die than live without him! 699 00:54:20,912 --> 00:54:23,432 Fine, carry on then. 700 00:54:23,467 --> 00:54:24,571 W-wait! 701 00:54:25,710 --> 00:54:27,264 What do I have to do? 702 00:54:30,439 --> 00:54:31,682 To live. 703 00:54:31,889 --> 00:54:33,339 To live? 704 00:54:33,787 --> 00:54:35,479 Make him kiss me, or... 705 00:54:36,859 --> 00:54:37,964 Anything else? 706 00:54:37,998 --> 00:54:40,449 Look, love. You die... 707 00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,796 so he doesn't have to. 708 00:54:43,521 --> 00:54:45,627 Maybe it's time to turn the tables. 709 00:54:48,112 --> 00:54:50,010 Fuck! 710 00:54:57,708 --> 00:54:59,572 Maybe you are crazy. 711 00:55:04,818 --> 00:55:06,130 Gemini. Rhododendrons. 712 00:55:06,164 --> 00:55:08,857 Hot dogs. Being shot. Mushrooms. 713 00:55:21,904 --> 00:55:23,112 I'm coming. 714 00:55:31,431 --> 00:55:34,572 ♪ Sovay, Sovay all on a day 715 00:55:34,607 --> 00:55:37,610 ♪ She dressed herself in man's array ♪ 716 00:55:37,644 --> 00:55:40,785 ♪ As she puts her pistols all by her side ♪ 717 00:55:40,820 --> 00:55:42,408 ♪ To meet her true love 718 00:55:42,442 --> 00:55:45,825 ♪ To meet her true love away she rides ♪ 719 00:55:51,002 --> 00:55:52,487 Streaker. 720 00:55:55,490 --> 00:55:57,630 Just a few beans, as are my dues 721 00:55:57,664 --> 00:55:59,873 from a flashman goatish jackanapes. 722 00:56:23,449 --> 00:56:26,935 ♪ I have such time for you 723 00:56:27,970 --> 00:56:30,904 ♪ It's a mystery 724 00:56:32,043 --> 00:56:35,668 ♪ Why we're torn in two 725 00:56:36,669 --> 00:56:39,465 ♪ It's a history 726 00:56:40,811 --> 00:56:44,642 ♪ I can see it now 727 00:56:45,022 --> 00:56:48,750 ♪ A heart split in two 728 00:56:49,267 --> 00:56:52,995 ♪ Seems like eternity 729 00:56:54,065 --> 00:56:58,449 ♪ Just to be with you 730 00:56:59,036 --> 00:57:04,490 ♪ To be with you, oh! 731 00:57:04,524 --> 00:57:06,561 ♪ We play the game 732 00:57:06,768 --> 00:57:08,873 ♪ We dance the dance 733 00:57:08,908 --> 00:57:12,843 ♪ Just one more step in our romance ♪ 734 00:57:13,153 --> 00:57:15,224 ♪ We play the game 735 00:57:15,259 --> 00:57:17,503 ♪ We dance the dance 736 00:57:17,537 --> 00:57:19,781 ♪ I stole your heart 737 00:57:19,815 --> 00:57:21,921 ♪ You took the chance 738 00:57:21,955 --> 00:57:24,026 ♪ 'Twas love and death 739 00:57:24,061 --> 00:57:25,856 ♪ At our first glance 740 00:57:26,304 --> 00:57:30,136 ♪ And even though we both must part ♪ 741 00:57:30,688 --> 00:57:36,688 ♪ I'll live on in your eternal heart ♪ 742 00:57:38,593 --> 00:57:40,595 ♪ Why do you run? 743 00:57:40,629 --> 00:57:42,700 ♪ Why do you hide? 744 00:57:42,735 --> 00:57:46,117 ♪ Our eternal flame can't be denied ♪ 745 00:57:46,152 --> 00:57:50,639 ♪ Come with me 746 00:58:34,338 --> 00:58:36,513 Oh... 747 00:58:50,906 --> 00:58:52,805 Yeah, come in. 748 00:58:57,257 --> 00:58:58,569 I had bad korma. 749 00:59:00,053 --> 00:59:01,572 Karma? 750 00:59:01,607 --> 00:59:03,194 No. Korma. 751 00:59:03,229 --> 00:59:05,714 Prawn korma. Been shittin' all day. 752 00:59:10,339 --> 00:59:11,962 I've been waiting a long time. 753 00:59:11,996 --> 00:59:13,619 Yeah, well, I'm sorry about that 754 00:59:13,653 --> 00:59:15,897 but I've been jamming with Iggy Poop, 755 00:59:15,931 --> 00:59:17,105 know what I mean? 756 00:59:18,037 --> 00:59:19,590 Look, do you want a drink? 757 00:59:19,625 --> 00:59:20,798 Hot dog! 758 00:59:21,247 --> 00:59:22,697 Your favourite food. 759 00:59:22,731 --> 00:59:25,009 According to Poppers July issue 1980. 760 00:59:26,701 --> 00:59:28,012 I don't write that shit. 761 00:59:28,668 --> 00:59:30,290 Scipio does. My manager. 762 00:59:30,877 --> 00:59:32,258 Can we make this brief? 763 00:59:32,292 --> 00:59:34,916 I've got the rest of my life to get on with. 764 00:59:36,780 --> 00:59:38,091 Do you recognise me? 765 00:59:43,303 --> 00:59:44,753 Are you, um... 766 00:59:46,168 --> 00:59:47,238 Did you... 767 00:59:48,688 --> 00:59:49,862 Were you... 768 00:59:52,761 --> 00:59:53,761 No. 769 00:59:54,936 --> 00:59:56,731 I-I've got a terrible memory. 770 00:59:56,765 --> 00:59:59,803 You know, for faces and names and events. 771 00:59:59,837 --> 01:00:01,908 I don't even remember what I did last night. 772 01:00:05,118 --> 01:00:06,603 We've met before. 773 01:00:07,086 --> 01:00:08,397 In past lives. 774 01:00:09,675 --> 01:00:10,745 Is this a joke? 775 01:00:13,092 --> 01:00:15,646 We met in Scotland in the 1600s. 776 01:00:16,336 --> 01:00:18,097 You were an illegal preacher. 777 01:00:18,960 --> 01:00:21,272 I saved you from death, but then I died. 778 01:00:21,307 --> 01:00:23,447 Then we met again in 1793, 779 01:00:23,481 --> 01:00:25,656 but we were thwarted by my husband. 780 01:00:25,691 --> 01:00:27,865 And I got syphilis, which was off-putting. 781 01:00:27,900 --> 01:00:30,143 Then I saw you again in Victorian times. 782 01:00:30,178 --> 01:00:33,215 I chased after you, but my head got squashed off by a carriage. 783 01:00:33,250 --> 01:00:35,148 Then there's some stuff about Cleopatra. 784 01:00:35,183 --> 01:00:38,220 But fate keeps on throwing us together. 785 01:00:38,773 --> 01:00:40,153 Is this ringing any bells? 786 01:00:42,224 --> 01:00:43,260 No. 787 01:00:44,157 --> 01:00:45,296 Alex... 788 01:00:46,850 --> 01:00:48,679 you're the love of my lives. 789 01:00:49,956 --> 01:00:51,924 You're the one that's been sending me letters. 790 01:00:51,958 --> 01:00:54,316 It's been five minutes, you can have sex with me now if you want? 791 01:00:54,340 --> 01:00:56,066 The police told you to stay away. 792 01:00:56,100 --> 01:00:57,964 We're meant to be together. 793 01:00:57,999 --> 01:00:59,897 I don't know what more I can say. 794 01:01:03,176 --> 01:01:04,177 Mushrooms. 795 01:01:18,157 --> 01:01:21,298 You're suffering from a condition called erotomania. 796 01:01:23,541 --> 01:01:26,337 You think I'm sending you messages in my songs 797 01:01:26,786 --> 01:01:27,994 but I'm not. 798 01:01:29,789 --> 01:01:31,101 You're my stalker. 799 01:01:32,896 --> 01:01:34,242 It's all in your head. 800 01:01:34,898 --> 01:01:37,003 - It's all in your head. - It's all in your head. 801 01:01:37,038 --> 01:01:39,005 - It's all in your head. - It's all in your head. 802 01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:42,043 - It's all in your head. - It's all in your head... 803 01:01:46,323 --> 01:01:47,773 You always say that. 804 01:01:51,224 --> 01:01:52,260 This... 805 01:01:53,951 --> 01:01:55,125 This is proof. 806 01:01:55,159 --> 01:01:57,161 These are just fantasies, Agnes. 807 01:01:57,541 --> 01:01:59,163 I'm not who you think I am. 808 01:01:59,543 --> 01:02:01,062 I wish I was. 809 01:02:01,096 --> 01:02:02,822 But my records are down. 810 01:02:02,857 --> 01:02:04,790 I'm a failure, a piece of shit. 811 01:02:05,204 --> 01:02:06,205 Forgettable. 812 01:02:07,585 --> 01:02:09,242 I wish I could forget you. 813 01:02:11,244 --> 01:02:13,005 You never give up, do you? 814 01:02:14,144 --> 01:02:15,283 Amazing. 815 01:02:24,050 --> 01:02:25,500 Maybe you're the headline 816 01:02:25,983 --> 01:02:27,433 and I'm just the footnote. 817 01:02:27,813 --> 01:02:29,159 You're a god. 818 01:02:29,849 --> 01:02:31,782 Why do you let me live in your head? 819 01:02:31,817 --> 01:02:34,095 Is this my only shot at immortality? 820 01:02:35,199 --> 01:02:41,136 In the obsessive mind of one sad, aging groupie? 821 01:02:42,310 --> 01:02:43,449 Oh, shit. 822 01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:46,832 My career's over. 823 01:02:47,833 --> 01:02:49,455 You're just in denial. 824 01:02:49,489 --> 01:02:50,836 Oh, shit. Scipio! 825 01:02:51,388 --> 01:02:53,562 Blood alone moves the wheels of history. 826 01:02:53,597 --> 01:02:54,805 Scipio! 827 01:02:55,081 --> 01:02:56,220 Fuck... please. 828 01:02:56,255 --> 01:02:57,981 God, I don't want to die! 829 01:02:58,015 --> 01:03:00,362 Neither do I, but it is kind of your turn. 830 01:03:01,156 --> 01:03:02,986 Plus it doesn't hurt that much. 831 01:03:03,607 --> 01:03:06,023 That's a lie. It does really, really hurt. 832 01:03:06,334 --> 01:03:07,818 But you'll get over it. 833 01:03:07,853 --> 01:03:09,406 Scipio! Get the fuck in here! 834 01:03:12,064 --> 01:03:14,031 Letting this mad bitch into my dressing room! 835 01:03:14,066 --> 01:03:15,412 Are you trying to get me killed? 836 01:03:19,174 --> 01:03:20,589 Are you trying to get me killed? 837 01:03:21,556 --> 01:03:23,869 Nah, your career's on the downturn. 838 01:03:24,145 --> 01:03:27,182 Another two years, you'll be forming Phantom Postcard. 839 01:03:28,252 --> 01:03:30,323 - Who the fuck are they? - Exactly. 840 01:03:30,496 --> 01:03:31,496 What? 841 01:03:32,015 --> 01:03:33,533 Fuck you, you cunt! 842 01:03:33,568 --> 01:03:34,914 I'm on the up! 843 01:03:36,019 --> 01:03:37,158 Agnes. 844 01:03:37,952 --> 01:03:39,608 If you really love him, 845 01:03:40,057 --> 01:03:41,887 make him immortal. 846 01:03:44,475 --> 01:03:46,512 You're a revolutionary. 847 01:04:02,079 --> 01:04:03,080 No. 848 01:04:03,494 --> 01:04:05,255 I'm just a fan. 849 01:04:09,224 --> 01:04:11,261 Would you mind, um... 850 01:04:11,986 --> 01:04:13,401 signing this? 851 01:04:13,435 --> 01:04:14,574 Um... 852 01:04:15,472 --> 01:04:17,854 and, yeah, I've got a pen as well. 853 01:04:18,095 --> 01:04:21,409 If you could write, "To Agnes, 854 01:04:21,719 --> 01:04:23,238 "my greatest fan," 855 01:04:23,963 --> 01:04:27,656 um, "Love forever, Alex." 856 01:04:28,726 --> 01:04:30,280 And just put a kiss there. 857 01:04:33,317 --> 01:04:35,526 Thank you. You can keep the pen. 858 01:05:03,106 --> 01:05:05,004 I'm the one chasing him. 859 01:05:06,419 --> 01:05:08,111 I'm always chasing him. 860 01:05:09,560 --> 01:05:10,699 Through time... 861 01:05:13,530 --> 01:05:17,016 I... do... not... want... thee. 862 01:05:59,024 --> 01:06:00,473 He's Beauty... 863 01:06:01,785 --> 01:06:03,338 and I'm the Beast. 864 01:06:05,340 --> 01:06:06,721 - Limerence. - Bless you. 865 01:06:06,755 --> 01:06:08,688 Beautiful word, isn't it? 866 01:06:08,723 --> 01:06:10,311 A state of infatuation 867 01:06:10,345 --> 01:06:13,521 where intrusive fantasies cannibalise the mind. 868 01:06:14,729 --> 01:06:16,075 And that's what I've had? 869 01:06:16,765 --> 01:06:18,077 I'd say so. 870 01:06:19,216 --> 01:06:21,770 Since you first clapped eyes on your... rock star. 871 01:06:22,323 --> 01:06:23,427 Chartbreakers. 872 01:06:24,394 --> 01:06:26,085 I remember it vividly. 873 01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:30,055 You started to believe he was singing to you. Only to you. 874 01:06:31,366 --> 01:06:34,714 And then you began to expand the fantasy beyond that frame 875 01:06:34,749 --> 01:06:36,337 and into other scenarios. 876 01:06:38,684 --> 01:06:40,617 It was historical fantasies. 877 01:06:40,858 --> 01:06:42,205 Ideas I got... 878 01:06:42,239 --> 01:06:45,139 From films, books, music videos? 879 01:06:45,173 --> 01:06:48,418 I'm sure many of them were far-fetched? Silly? 880 01:06:48,452 --> 01:06:49,798 They were beautiful. 881 01:06:52,767 --> 01:06:54,010 Well... 882 01:06:55,183 --> 01:06:56,460 They were mine. 883 01:06:56,495 --> 01:06:59,049 You formed dreams to protect yourself 884 01:06:59,084 --> 01:07:01,569 then chose someone who would never love you 885 01:07:01,603 --> 01:07:03,571 so you could stay in them. 886 01:07:06,712 --> 01:07:07,747 Fuck. 887 01:07:10,509 --> 01:07:12,718 It felt so real. 888 01:07:12,752 --> 01:07:14,409 It was all you, Agnes! 889 01:07:17,102 --> 01:07:18,689 - What a twat. - Yes! 890 01:07:18,724 --> 01:07:19,759 But... 891 01:07:19,794 --> 01:07:22,659 you didn't die this time, did you? You lived! 892 01:07:24,799 --> 01:07:25,903 Some life. 893 01:07:25,938 --> 01:07:29,838 Yes, life is drab and difficult and disappointing. 894 01:07:30,391 --> 01:07:31,737 But it's real. 895 01:07:37,536 --> 01:07:38,640 Can I wake up now? 896 01:07:38,675 --> 01:07:41,091 Yes. You can wake up, Agnes. 897 01:07:41,126 --> 01:07:43,542 The dream is over. 898 01:07:43,921 --> 01:07:45,785 Help yourself to cookies! 899 01:07:56,244 --> 01:07:57,452 Projection! 900 01:07:57,728 --> 01:08:00,490 We often pursue people who hate us 901 01:08:00,524 --> 01:08:02,319 because we hate ourselves. 902 01:08:02,354 --> 01:08:05,322 When the best you can hope for is someone with his own teeth 903 01:08:05,357 --> 01:08:06,910 and a driving licence. 904 01:08:06,944 --> 01:08:08,429 That's the end for today. 905 01:08:08,463 --> 01:08:10,569 Please, please... 906 01:08:10,603 --> 01:08:14,780 stack the chairs like considerate, normal human beings. 907 01:08:16,230 --> 01:08:18,301 I can smell fish, can you smell fish? 908 01:08:42,635 --> 01:08:44,637 Find your fortune. 909 01:09:11,699 --> 01:09:15,220 - I'm so embarrassed, Meg. - Agnes, it's OK to have dreams! 910 01:09:15,254 --> 01:09:16,704 That's who you are. 911 01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:19,741 Take away the fantasies, you've just got a madwoman 912 01:09:19,776 --> 01:09:21,881 who's unemployed and in a mountain of debt. 913 01:09:21,916 --> 01:09:23,435 What about reincarnation? 914 01:09:23,469 --> 01:09:26,162 I was never Cleopatra. I wish I was. 915 01:09:27,024 --> 01:09:28,509 That's sad. 916 01:09:28,543 --> 01:09:29,786 Is it? 917 01:09:29,820 --> 01:09:30,925 It's living. 918 01:09:32,306 --> 01:09:34,446 I'd love it if there was some... 919 01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:37,311 divine benevolent force of eternal love 920 01:09:37,345 --> 01:09:38,553 in the universe, 921 01:09:38,898 --> 01:09:41,832 ready to engulf me in its protective glow. 922 01:09:42,039 --> 01:09:44,214 But I suspect there's just shitting and dying 923 01:09:44,249 --> 01:09:45,698 and not much else. 924 01:09:45,733 --> 01:09:47,183 Make the best of it. 925 01:09:48,874 --> 01:09:50,600 - How's Alex... - Shh! 926 01:09:50,634 --> 01:09:53,948 I'm not supposed to mention his name, I'm on a detox. 927 01:09:53,982 --> 01:09:54,983 Oh, OK. 928 01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:59,022 I mean, it never would've worked out. 929 01:09:59,056 --> 01:10:00,748 There was no spark. 930 01:10:01,369 --> 01:10:02,577 He got a restraining order? 931 01:10:02,612 --> 01:10:04,890 Yeah, technically, there is that as well. 932 01:10:04,924 --> 01:10:07,203 But I will always love him, Meg. 933 01:10:08,687 --> 01:10:10,689 There's nothing I can do about it. 934 01:10:10,723 --> 01:10:12,484 He lives immortal in my head. 935 01:10:13,519 --> 01:10:15,418 It's the least I can do for him. 936 01:10:16,384 --> 01:10:18,593 I set the canary free though. 937 01:10:19,594 --> 01:10:20,630 - You did? - Yeah. 938 01:10:20,664 --> 01:10:23,771 Oh, no, no. Canaries can't survive in the wild. 939 01:10:23,805 --> 01:10:25,704 They starve, or get eaten. 940 01:10:29,017 --> 01:10:30,295 Oh, God. 941 01:10:31,365 --> 01:10:32,538 Oh, no. 942 01:10:32,918 --> 01:10:34,264 Uh, Agnes? 943 01:10:35,541 --> 01:10:37,888 Listen, there's something I've been meaning to tell you... 944 01:10:37,923 --> 01:10:38,958 Meg. 945 01:10:40,753 --> 01:10:43,963 You're the only person who ever cares, and... 946 01:10:44,688 --> 01:10:46,380 I always push you away. 947 01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:49,383 But I've broken the cycle. 948 01:10:49,417 --> 01:10:51,833 I know, but you can get another one. 949 01:10:51,868 --> 01:10:53,525 I'm getting married. 950 01:10:55,975 --> 01:10:57,045 What? 951 01:10:57,080 --> 01:10:58,323 Who to? 952 01:10:59,358 --> 01:11:00,980 He saved my life, Meg. 953 01:11:03,707 --> 01:11:04,743 Do you love him? 954 01:11:05,985 --> 01:11:08,505 He's got his own teeth and a driving licence. 955 01:11:08,988 --> 01:11:11,094 And he never leaves me alone! 956 01:11:11,128 --> 01:11:12,923 That's not love, Agnes. 957 01:11:16,479 --> 01:11:17,963 You only live once, Meg. 958 01:11:23,106 --> 01:11:24,694 Hey! Hi! 959 01:11:24,970 --> 01:11:26,903 There he is! Come and meet him. 960 01:11:29,699 --> 01:11:31,494 This is my fiancé. 961 01:11:31,528 --> 01:11:33,012 - Aww. - This is Meg! 962 01:11:33,047 --> 01:11:34,566 Hey, Meg. Aww! 963 01:11:34,945 --> 01:11:37,534 She's mine now. 964 01:11:37,569 --> 01:11:39,295 Aww. Ooh, watch out. 965 01:11:39,605 --> 01:11:40,605 Oh. 966 01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:42,436 I'm sorry... 967 01:11:42,815 --> 01:11:44,990 I'll get more on you! 968 01:11:45,370 --> 01:11:47,130 Hey! Don't you dare! 969 01:11:47,164 --> 01:11:48,787 Don't you fucking dare. 970 01:12:13,846 --> 01:12:16,435 Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today 971 01:12:16,470 --> 01:12:19,127 to witness the union of this man 972 01:12:19,818 --> 01:12:22,786 and this woman. 973 01:12:23,753 --> 01:12:26,480 George and Agnes 974 01:12:26,514 --> 01:12:29,137 will be joined in holy matrimony. 975 01:12:41,149 --> 01:12:44,049 She is reborn! 976 01:12:46,085 --> 01:12:49,123 As good as new. 977 01:12:49,779 --> 01:12:50,918 Magic! 978 01:12:59,685 --> 01:13:00,790 Oh! 979 01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:04,759 Delicious! 980 01:13:07,969 --> 01:13:10,662 And now, for my next trick... 981 01:13:19,222 --> 01:13:21,189 The Wheel of Doom! 982 01:13:45,110 --> 01:13:47,526 You fustiluggs mopsey... 983 01:13:52,255 --> 01:13:53,463 'Ere! 984 01:13:53,498 --> 01:13:54,568 Agnes! 985 01:13:58,848 --> 01:14:00,194 She survived. 986 01:14:03,266 --> 01:14:04,509 Agnes. 987 01:14:06,269 --> 01:14:07,269 Hey. 988 01:14:07,995 --> 01:14:09,203 I'm sorry, George. 989 01:14:16,003 --> 01:14:17,142 Agnes. 990 01:14:17,176 --> 01:14:18,177 Agnes! 991 01:14:18,592 --> 01:14:19,662 Agnes! 992 01:14:20,283 --> 01:14:21,595 My God... 993 01:14:21,629 --> 01:14:22,872 I've gotta get out of here. 994 01:14:23,528 --> 01:14:24,563 Where's the door? 995 01:14:31,190 --> 01:14:32,191 George... 996 01:14:34,297 --> 01:14:35,885 you don't have to do this. 997 01:14:37,714 --> 01:14:39,198 I kinda do. 998 01:14:39,233 --> 01:14:40,752 I don't know why. 999 01:14:41,649 --> 01:14:43,099 Till death do us part! 1000 01:14:54,766 --> 01:14:56,733 No one ever asks me what I want. 1001 01:14:56,768 --> 01:14:58,873 Maybe I want to be a better, more caring person 1002 01:14:58,908 --> 01:15:01,186 but no one ever takes the time! 1003 01:15:03,740 --> 01:15:04,810 Stop it! 1004 01:15:08,158 --> 01:15:10,022 What? 1005 01:15:12,093 --> 01:15:13,992 I just want freedom, George. 1006 01:15:14,268 --> 01:15:15,718 To be who I want to be. 1007 01:15:16,028 --> 01:15:18,237 And I want you to be who you want to be. 1008 01:15:18,893 --> 01:15:21,620 Please, let me go. 1009 01:15:26,660 --> 01:15:27,730 OK. 1010 01:15:30,077 --> 01:15:31,112 OK. 1011 01:15:36,290 --> 01:15:37,912 Can I have this one? 1012 01:15:37,947 --> 01:15:39,051 - OK. - OK. 1013 01:15:40,708 --> 01:15:41,847 I love you. 1014 01:15:47,335 --> 01:15:48,647 Agnes? 1015 01:15:51,788 --> 01:15:52,858 Agnes? 1016 01:15:53,307 --> 01:15:54,826 Say you believe. 1017 01:15:56,034 --> 01:15:57,311 In what? 1018 01:15:57,345 --> 01:15:58,933 In reincarnation. 1019 01:16:01,626 --> 01:16:02,834 I believe. 1020 01:16:03,766 --> 01:16:05,112 Then I'll see you again. 1021 01:17:35,202 --> 01:17:36,755 Oh! 1022 01:17:37,825 --> 01:17:38,826 Oh... 1023 01:17:39,378 --> 01:17:41,070 Fucking hell, don't do that. 1024 01:17:41,795 --> 01:17:43,003 Sorry. 1025 01:17:51,977 --> 01:17:53,254 Look at this. 1026 01:17:54,842 --> 01:17:55,878 Look at that. 1027 01:17:56,326 --> 01:17:58,052 - Aww! - That's you. 1028 01:17:58,432 --> 01:18:00,779 Oh, you did that? Aww. 1029 01:18:00,814 --> 01:18:01,884 Good, aren't I? 1030 01:18:01,918 --> 01:18:04,058 Yeah, you're an amazing... artist. 1031 01:18:04,093 --> 01:18:05,197 Thank you. 1032 01:18:13,447 --> 01:18:14,793 Am I dying? 1033 01:18:16,346 --> 01:18:17,382 Well... 1034 01:18:18,521 --> 01:18:20,481 either your cells are switching off, one by one... 1035 01:18:21,317 --> 01:18:24,182 and this is one final, thrilling hallucination 1036 01:18:24,216 --> 01:18:25,216 or... 1037 01:18:25,942 --> 01:18:28,427 reincarnation is real. 1038 01:18:29,083 --> 01:18:31,879 Your fantasies are real. 1039 01:18:32,500 --> 01:18:33,881 Either way... 1040 01:18:33,916 --> 01:18:35,434 that was your last life. 1041 01:18:36,228 --> 01:18:37,402 That's it. 1042 01:18:41,578 --> 01:18:42,959 Come on. 1043 01:18:46,204 --> 01:18:47,412 Where are we going? 1044 01:18:47,446 --> 01:18:50,518 You are going to merge into the consciousness. 1045 01:18:50,553 --> 01:18:53,452 Love. Acceptance. You're gonna love it. 1046 01:18:53,487 --> 01:18:55,213 - It's what you wanted. - Uh, no. 1047 01:18:55,247 --> 01:18:56,559 I... hang on. 1048 01:18:56,593 --> 01:19:00,011 I was chasing Alex because he had something 1049 01:19:00,045 --> 01:19:01,460 that I wanted. 1050 01:19:01,495 --> 01:19:02,979 That I needed. 1051 01:19:03,359 --> 01:19:05,395 I have ambitions, you know. 1052 01:19:05,430 --> 01:19:08,226 Me. Dreams. Like everyone else. 1053 01:19:08,260 --> 01:19:11,263 Yeah, but he... 1054 01:19:11,608 --> 01:19:14,542 was my god. 1055 01:19:17,511 --> 01:19:18,754 This... 1056 01:19:19,547 --> 01:19:20,825 I... I can't. 1057 01:19:20,859 --> 01:19:24,311 I'm just here, doing this menial... 1058 01:19:25,105 --> 01:19:26,865 stuff, it's humiliating. 1059 01:19:27,348 --> 01:19:29,247 So rebel against it. 1060 01:19:30,282 --> 01:19:31,525 What? 1061 01:19:33,113 --> 01:19:34,873 I'm my own god. 1062 01:19:35,598 --> 01:19:36,598 Agnes. 1063 01:19:38,843 --> 01:19:40,499 - I'm a revolutionary. - Agnes. 1064 01:19:41,535 --> 01:19:42,812 Agnes! 1065 01:19:44,952 --> 01:19:46,505 Agnes! 1066 01:19:55,204 --> 01:19:56,895 I know what I have to do. 1067 01:20:14,154 --> 01:20:16,328 You're breaking my heart, you fuckers. 1068 01:20:24,164 --> 01:20:25,406 Loser! 1069 01:20:27,374 --> 01:20:28,478 Alex. 1070 01:20:38,454 --> 01:20:40,387 I'm gonna set us free. 1071 01:21:20,047 --> 01:21:21,152 It's time. 1072 01:21:54,599 --> 01:21:58,361 ♪ I've searched time for you 1073 01:21:59,155 --> 01:22:02,227 ♪ It's a mystery 1074 01:22:03,159 --> 01:22:07,715 ♪ Why we're torn in two 1075 01:22:07,750 --> 01:22:10,649 ♪ It's our history 1076 01:22:11,754 --> 01:22:16,172 ♪ I can see it now 1077 01:22:16,448 --> 01:22:19,658 ♪ A heart split in two 1078 01:22:20,418 --> 01:22:24,422 ♪ Seems like eternity 1079 01:22:25,009 --> 01:22:28,495 ♪ Just to be with you 1080 01:22:31,015 --> 01:22:33,051 ♪ And even though 1081 01:22:33,086 --> 01:22:35,260 ♪ We both must part 1082 01:22:35,295 --> 01:22:39,437 ♪ I'll live on in your eternal heart ♪ 1083 01:23:14,196 --> 01:23:15,991 I love you.